| LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Mon May 21, 2007 5:04 am | |
| Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Mon May 21, 2007 5:47 am | |
| - Kazumi wrote:
- Ok we all know that pick up lines are stupid but hilarious...but hey! Their funny and we all need a good laugh....^_^
-Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. -You look like my second wife! And Ive only been married once! -I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. -It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm checking you out. -I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Oh Damn....The last one sounds so wrong....>.< It was mentioned already. XD Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants. | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Mon May 21, 2007 6:19 am | |
| D:
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Tue May 22, 2007 12:05 am | |
| Vulgar, highlight to read: Life is a D*ck, if it's hard, "F*ck it!" | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 23, 2007 3:03 am | |
| If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. | |
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momo~chan Amber Flame Student
Number of posts : 321 Age : 31 Location : ~*under a tree hugging a plushie*~ Dorm : Amber flame dorm~ where else will i go? but to the flames Friends List : ~unknown~ Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: momo~chan Experience: (2400/10000) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 23, 2007 5:00 am | |
| ~ did god send one of his angels to me? | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 23, 2007 7:00 am | |
| Post Office Line:
Hey baby, I've got a really big package right here. Do you have a slot that can fit it? | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Thu May 24, 2007 7:14 pm | |
| Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Thu May 24, 2007 11:20 pm | |
| S** is a killer, wanna die happy? | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Mon May 28, 2007 4:28 am | |
| You're so hot, your ass is on fire. | |
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momo~chan Amber Flame Student
Number of posts : 321 Age : 31 Location : ~*under a tree hugging a plushie*~ Dorm : Amber flame dorm~ where else will i go? but to the flames Friends List : ~unknown~ Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: momo~chan Experience: (2400/10000) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Mon May 28, 2007 6:13 am | |
| guy: hey cutie, have we met before?
gurl:yes! Thats why i NEVER came back there! | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Mon May 28, 2007 7:42 am | |
| Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Mon May 28, 2007 8:28 am | |
| Playing doctor is for kids.. wanna go to my house an play gynecologist? | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Tue May 29, 2007 12:56 am | |
| Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Tue May 29, 2007 6:20 am | |
| Special Delivery: One big package, for you. | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Tue May 29, 2007 9:08 am | |
| You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 30, 2007 12:32 am | |
| Guy: God is so good. Girl: Why? Guy: Because all I asked for is a special something, but... Girl: ...But? Guy: He gave me everything. | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 30, 2007 2:54 am | |
| I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 30, 2007 2:57 am | |
| I'm surprised that you're not yet arrested. Isn't sexiness illegal in these cities? | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 30, 2007 3:05 am | |
| M: How are you?
W: Fine.
M: Yes, you are. | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 30, 2007 3:10 am | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 30, 2007 9:04 pm | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 30, 2007 9:30 pm | |
| I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. | |
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Black Raven Variscite Whirlwind Student
Number of posts : 713 Age : 32 Location : Conducting an orchestra somewhere that includes blowing up a government building. Dorm : Variscite Whirlwind Dorms Friends List : I'm horribly aloooooone. D: Registration date : 2007-04-24
Character Status Name: Setsuna Sakurazaki Experience: (0/0) Level: 2
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 30, 2007 9:46 pm | |
| Do you want to see something swell? | |
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Yayoi-sama Headmaster of Wind
Number of posts : 788 Age : 33 Location : Harajuku Dorm : V.W. Dorm Friends List : This Service is currently being edited. Please reload and try again. Registration date : 2007-04-19
Character Status Name: Yayoi Kitazawa Experience: (7325/10000) Level: 70
| Subject: Re: LAME PICK UP LINES!!!! oh yeah...>.< Wed May 30, 2007 9:53 pm | |
| If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. | |
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