Corrupted Wish game

Granted but it overheated itself, got busted and now it's hotter than ever.

I wish I had ice cream

You have ice cream. But then Nathan comes in and steals it and eats it. XD

I wish I had more sherbet.

you dont XD

i wish time would go back

It moves faster because of you, and you tended to miss awesome parts of your life because of it. XD

I wish I had a pet fox for real.

you did but it was violent and rabies. it bit you obviously and you died

i wish my back wasnt hurting

Now your nether part [where the sun don't shine unless you walk around nekkid] is stinging.

I wish I had more money.

you get counterfeit money and you get arrested

i wish the computer was fast

The computer is fast. The internet, however, is a different story.

i wish aoi made a wish D:

Granted but she wished you dress up in a french maid outfit and strip for the entire school. and it came true! *goes blind*

I wish my nose didn't bleed every time i breathe. =))

It doesn't, but now everything you eat tastes like Ampalaya!

I wish Kaito's real name was Kamakari Kenta.

granted, it's your name too.

I wish I could bend my fingers properly.

EEEW. The wish granter goes into shock.

I wish Shadow wasn't so damn lazy.

now he's so so active that he forces you to walk him out XD

[aoi: what the heck do you want with KenKen?]

i wish BC was active again

I misinterpret the BC with the time, and we were never born

[Kenken gives awesome free shows. I did not just type that]

I wish Calculus class teaches this equation: Wind + Mountain = Storm.

they did. but they proved it wrong and stopped teaching it

[free shows? dont make me think wrong XD specify]

i wish my shoulders stopped hurting

Granted, every part except your shoulders hurt.

i wish my throat didn't hurt.

granted but then andrew bit you...

i wish my open blisters would go away...

They multiplied D8

[Kaito, I'm talking about that]

I wish I was never born.

denied! XD

[XD oo~]

I wish Oshitari was real~

D: He IS real, but now you're FAAAAKE D:

[You denied my wish nyaaaa.]

I wish I die by tripping over a rock.

you do... but you tripped over a tiny pebble which was barely visible and now everyone remembers you as the very uncoordinated person

I wish i had yaoi manga XD

You get manga that stars 'Yayoi Kitazawa' and 'Aoki Nakamura' BWAHAHAHA.

You get manga that stars 'Yayoi Kitazawa' and 'Aoki Nakamura' BWAHAHAHA.

I wish I was japaneze.

Granted, you're now the only "japaneze" and no one can understand you.

I wish I wasn't sick.