Corrupted Wish game

Granted but then he went to another location and you don't know where he is anymore.

I wish I had some more of the cake I shared with Jorg.

Me too!

I wish I owned Chocolate Kiss.

you do but you cant run it properly and it goes bankrupt and has to close

i wish i had more money

I give you mine.

It turns to Mickey Mouse money!

I wish I had a Kumagorou Plushie. D:

you do. but they mixed it up with an evil easter bunny plushie and that's what got delivered to your doorstep

i wish everyone in this world was gay

You turn straight at the cost of this wish, and you die alone and rejected.

I wish I had a name.

you do but you forget it so you go looking for a new one

i wish i had better vocabulary

Granted but then you suddenly become mute.

I wish time would go faster.

it did. but it went too fast and now your old, senile and not to mention fragile!

i wish i had more images to work with

Granted, you have images of nathan naked dancing very close to you and singing.

I wish nathan would get dressed. (Nathan: >pelvic thrust<)

He undresses you instead, and you dance Naked on the street!

I wish I had a mic.

granded but it only made your voice softer..

i wish for a cupcake..

a cupcake suddenly appeared but when you touched it, it turned into tiny crumbs and got blown away by the wind

i wish that the pc had more memory

Your pc crashes at the extra space )

I wish I had a name.

your wish is denied by the wish granting genie because you already made that wish XD

i wish it was may already

I did?

Anyway, After April is June. And may never existed. And you get chased by the people who like, vacations.

I wish I was a man, instead of being in between.

Granted and for kicks, people kick you where the sun doesn't shiiiine!

I wish my mom bought me a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.

(<<saw it in Robinson's. XD)

She did, and the flavors you get are:

Vomit, Booger, Grass, Earwax, Piss and..

What?

Angela Flavor? And Yoichi, in his rage, gets the bean, but it's in your mouth, and he kisses you!!!!!!111!!!111!!!

I wish 'Menstruation' and 'Circumcision' never existed.

^Those are the flavors...except piss and angela.

Granted now babies come out of vaginas every month and people blame you.

I wish nathan would go away.

he does. but now a hundred nathan CLONES started bugging you!

I wish my ipod's fixed

[wtf. angela flavor?! XD]

Granted but then you drop it in your toilet.

I wish I could get my cake now! D:

I got it! XDD

I wish I wasn't going to get sick. GAAH

granted but then you get a big wound..

i wish andrew didnt come back and stayed in my couz's house..

Granted but the reast of your family joined him and left you to starve.

I wish I would stop having nightmares. D:

[It] all turns to reality.

I wish I had someone to call my fledgling.