Corrupted Wish game

you dont get your wish granted because you're not a bird

i wish i could fly

You get wings. You try to fly, but you end up being a very strong magnet. So strong that the ground is sucking your body in, coz you're attracted to the inner core D:

I wish I could DIE.

you dont XD

i wish i wasnt emo

Your emo-ness was transferred to me [Level Up! Super-emo], and you turn into a ball of sunshine and spit [literally]

I wish I had chakra I can use.

Granted but in return you burst into flames the moment you use it.

I wish nathan would get over things that explode.

He's like my cousin, i see.

You implode.

I wish I had a shooting star.

you do. but it died and sucked you into a black hole

i wish i could drink gin

[You haven't drank any gin yet? YOU LOSER.]

You are given a bottle of 'gin'. You taste it and spit it out. It's Ethyl Alcohol!

I wish my problems would be solved by mathematicians XD

granted but you forget how to use math DX

i wish i could train my dog...

You train your dog... to become a CAT! XD

I wish I had more pocky.

Granted, the child that lives at your house ate it all.

I wish I had more Pringles

granted but it's all burned up..

i wish for a new big stufftoy....

[kasi naman all my dad ever has is brandy, red wine, beer and champaign!]

you get one. but it's not new. in fact... it doesnt even have a head

i wish i had an xbox 360 elite

granted but it wont work..and u dont cant replace it...

i wish for pumkin soup..

[Kia: you misspelled champagne]

Granted but then when you put some in your mouth you find a cockroach...alive. D:

I wish my head didn't hurt

[nyahahah XD it's not underlined red kasi eh D: blame firefox]

it didnt. now all your muscles are in pain

I wish I knew how to make an LJ layout

you do but you forget.

i wish angelina jolie would die already.

she did. but she now possesses your body and you cant do anything about it

i wish i had a chainsaw

Granted but since you have no idea how to use it, you cut yourself in half.

I wish our fan wouldn't try cutting my foot off.

but it did... accidentally XD

i wish it wasnt so damn hot upstairs!

granted but now you're hot downstairs

i wish for more coke.

You don't get the kind you want. XD

I wish the right side of my face would MOVE! D:

it did. now your left side wont D:

i wish it would snow

So do I, but you don't see me complaining.

I wish I had an aircon in the computer room D:

you have a potential hole in the wall for it though XD and that will do for now...

i wish i would stop pondering things that have no explanation