Corrupted Wish game

your computer curfew is lifted, but now you have curfew for everything else. Your bathtime is now 5 minutes a week, your TV time is 30 minutes, your eating time is 7 minutes per meal, and you have to piss for only 30 secods before they barge in on you.

I wish I had a double Kodachi in real life.

you do. but you get arrested for having them and they get confiscated by the police.

i wish i wasnt bored

Granted, now you have to play with your brother 24/7.

I wish everyone would stop asking me.

We don't. And we don't answer you either.

I wish Y!M has a disabling emoticons thing too.

it does but your messages are invisible

i wish i'm taller

you get taller but your proportions are all messed up and one leg is longer than the other and now you cant stand properly

I wish Takanori is hot like his voice

Granted but he sound like a girl

I wish I'm not bored

you're not bored but instead, you're all hyper and you jump out of a building,

i wish nao would log in and finnish his entrance battle.

[Nao's in California at the moment]

He does, but he forgets your battle and he never does anything about it XD

I wish I had more Mac and Cheese XD

-er, if that happens, hit him for me -

you do but it was poisoned

i wish i speak korean and french

You learn tongues instead [YFC language; all you say is 'la']

It's hard to learn Korean. Though here's a phrase: Sarang He. It means 'I love you'. French is also hard, but if you're really interested, you can zoom through the lessons. XD

I wish I know more Taiwanese.

#Kii-chan: WEI XIAO PAAAASTA!

actually, i do know some korean phrases. aneonghaseo!

you speak taiwanese but not english or tagalog anymore.

i wish i'm eating a big mac right now.

XD it's 'annyonghi[or annyonghe] kase yo'

You get 2 pieces of french fries!

I wish I had more chocolate.

hehe... sorry, i only know it orally

you get an upset stomach...

i wish i had new shoes. XD

You get new shoes, and all your shoes turn OLD. XD

^No wish. <__<

I wish my brother would let me watch School Rumble with him. -pokes stingy brother.-

Sorry D:

He does, but you're in for an awful surprise. You end up watching fat women ero with him. EEW

I wish I had a wand.

Granted but you poke yourself... down there.

NOW I WANT A WAND. XD

you do but you get that kind of wand instead!

aoi: haha omg! WEI XIAO PASTAAAAAAA!

i wish i had a life

Granted, now you're considered a nerd and a geek and everyone picks on you.

^no wish.

I wish I was in Harajuku, eating Ice Cream and Shopping with Gira like we promised,

Granted but then you get mugged and got lost.

I wish I could go swimming.

You swim in Manila Bay

I wish I had Three Musketeers.

Granted but you get the book...childeren's version.

I wish I had a giant talking fish. D:

You get Angela's. But it magically turned into a giant talking head that looks strangely like Marah's. It magically gets stuck on your ceiling, and now you can't dress up without her staring straight at you, singing songs in off-key, and talking about how much the tomboys love her.

I wish I knew where Nao is.